By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 32. Copyright 2020 The indoor pool reopened this week. But I’m not ready. The county is being careful. Only 10 people are allowed in the water at one time. Swimmers and water-walkers have to make an appointment with the front desk, and they are limited to one hour inside … Continue reading Almost Ready
Category: Parkinson’s Disease
I put on a bra today
I learned how to get out of quicksand from 1960s TV. Nowadays, you can find the article "How to Get Out of Quicksand," complete with illustrations, on wikiHow. Quicksand has turned out to be more of a metaphorical problem for me than a physical one. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 31. Copyright 2020 I … Continue reading I put on a bra today
Hula-hooping
With Parkinson's, hula-hooping has come full circle for me. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 30. Copyright 2020 I don’t remember when I got my first hula-hoop. I do remember looking down at my chubby belly undulating and making the hoop form its Spirograph circles around my middle. I do remember the sound it made, … Continue reading Hula-hooping
On the Way Down
When I started falling, I felt fragile as an egg. I held onto this blog post for a year until I was ready to share it. A new med regimen and extensive use of a walker have kept me vertical for long enough that I no longer feel pre-broken. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post … Continue reading On the Way Down
The last time I saw her
She didn't like photos of herself, so I'll respect that and post this sweet elephant in the room. l miss her. I didn't know that the last time I saw her would be the last time I saw her. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 28. Copyright 2020 The last time I saw her, she … Continue reading The last time I saw her
Outta my way, Monkey Fighters!
This motorized cart crossed a line with me in it. Note: I'm running out of previously-posted entries. Here's a new one. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 27. Copyright 2019 Outta my way, Monkey Fighters! I crossed a line. I went into a big-box store and marched up to the motorized cart parked by the … Continue reading Outta my way, Monkey Fighters!
Regrets, I’ve had a few
My religion allows me to lay my regrets at the foot of the cross. Even so, I cling to them. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 26. Copyright 2018 A while back I heard a little girl tell a friend, "I made a not-so-good choice yesterday." She went on to explain what she had … Continue reading Regrets, I’ve had a few
Live. Local. Late-breaking.
Time is at the center of news. It's also at the center of life with Parkinson's. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 25. Copyright 2018 Live. Local. Late-breaking. Every broadcast market has at least one news team that describes its newscast with the three Ls. Something about those words must appeal to viewers. … Continue reading Live. Local. Late-breaking.
Secret Visitors
The commercial describes secret visitors, including a cat, who are hallucinations. The ad has been replaced by one a little less offensive, but we still mute or change the channel when it appears because of the damage done with the first commercial. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 24. Copyright 2018 Maybe you've seen … Continue reading Secret Visitors
Hi, I’m Teresa, and I am a compulsive overeater
For me, chocolate is a food group. By Teresa Swartz Roberts Blog post 23. Copyright 2017 Food has always been my drug of choice. I have an addiction, and I have to treat my compulsive overeating as I would treat an addiction to anything else. I avoid trigger-rich environments. For example, I don't go … Continue reading Hi, I’m Teresa, and I am a compulsive overeater









